It’s the First Annual Dildo Derby, the World’s Premier race combining pinewood derby cars and… dildos! Come cheer on the racers and admire the craftsmanship! Or even better, you can compete! We’ll have cash prizes for the race winners as well as best/most creative design, and best race-day outfit.

Brought to you in conjunction with Smitten Kitten & Fulton Brewing. You can buy a racing kit from Black Hart (Smitten Kitten are also hosting a design day where you can come work on your dildo racer in the shop on August 8th). Entry (which pays for the race kit) is $30. Tickets for the event are $10.

A portion of the proceeds to benefit South Side Harm Reduction.