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Dildo Derby

It’s the Inaugural Dildo Derby: a drag race of dongs like you’ve never seen!

In partnership with Smitten Kitten and Fulton Brewing, The Black Hart of Saint Paul presents an evening of sex toys speeding down a pinewood derby set. It’s that simple and that dumb!

Hosted by the incomparable Dick Von Dyke, the contests will consist of the dildo derby races, but just as important, we will have a contest for best designs and best costumes for the racers themselves.

A portion of the proceeds will go to Southside Harm Reduction.

The races will begin at 6PM.

Entry

Anyone over 18 may enter. Entry is $30 which includes the pinewood derby car set and a dildo. To enter, fill out this form.

Equipment

We have purposely picked a single dildo style to be uniform, but also very affordable. Entrants who want to only enter the design contest can choose a different style and Smitten Kitten will sell it for a 20% discount.

Prizes

There will be three contests: the dildo race, the best design, and the best racer costumes (get dressed up!).

1st Prize: $50

2nd Prize: $25 Black Hart gift card

Other prizes from Smitten Kitten and Fulton.


 
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